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  • A Guide To Sleeping Like A Zombie
  • A Guide To Sleeping Like A Zombie
A Guide To Sleeping Like A Zombie
A Guide To Sleeping Like A Zombie

A Guide To Sleeping Like A Zombie

A Guide To Sleeping Like A Zombie

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52 cards with 52 ways to play dead (in bed)..
0 brain activity. Maximum horizontal.

Finally — sleep advice that doesn’t involve chanting, crystals, or selling your soul to Gwyneth.

This deck is your unofficial manual to becoming dead to the world (but, like, peacefully).
Each card offers practical tips, calming prompts, or just a gentle reminder to stop scrolling at 2:37am.

No snooze apps. No pseudoscience. Just sleep — the undead way.

Because rest is the real afterlife.